Sad about turning 40

“Now I’m old and I’m just like…an old toilet.”

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I asked for help with the crossword: how do you said ‘mine’ in French?

“Oh man. I know ‘with’ is ‘avec’ and ‘fromage’ is ‘cheese’. “

I asked for crossword help: it’s the ego, the id, and the what?

“The pinky.”

Final wishes

“When I die, I don’t want a funeral. I want Ken Burns to make a movie.”

On whether he talks like that in the locker room

“I mean, the worst shit I say is to you.”

Names for a future son

“I want to name my son Glenn Danzig Snell… after Glenn Danzig.”

Trying to remember Star Wars

“Emperor…Palpovich?”