Final wishes

“When I die, I don’t want a funeral. I want Ken Burns to make a movie.”

On whether he talks like that in the locker room

“I mean, the worst shit I say is to you.”

Names for a future son

“I want to name my son Glenn Danzig Snell… after Glenn Danzig.”

Trying to remember Star Wars

“Emperor…Palpovich?”

I told him cats like yoga

“Yeah, but cats also like to eat garbage.”

Not quite getting right Giordano’s, a popular Chicago pizza 

“Gordanians?”

Both of us tired of painting the living room. 

“Babe, I’ve been using the wrong paint. It’s not brown enough…to match your attitude.”