Monthly Archives: December 2015

Watching a documentary about the 90’s

“You let Van Der Beek talk!”


He thinks when he was born, he had a tail

“Because when I rub my butt, I can feel a weird crack.”

Facebook told us we became friends 5 years ago

​”Yeah, and then you tricked me. And then I got fat.”

Never have I ever

“I hope I never have to uhh…[trails off]…use a parachute.”