Monthly Archives: May 2013

Trying to figure out how to dispose of miscellaneous backyard junk

“I guess I could take it over to that place called No Dumping?”



“I don’t care about any of this stuff. I don’t even listen to half those records. The only thing I want to keep is my rooster lamp.”

He way of expressing thinking someone is lame

“Those guys have never been to a rock show.”

About Lady Gaga

“I wore meat way before her. I wore it into a pool.” (True story, ask him about it)