Monthly Archives: April 2013

He burped these words:

“You are going to marry me.”


Waking up to a weird bird outside our window

“There’s a goat screaming outside.”

After blowing his nose

“This napkin smells like tacos. It’s awesome.”

That weight training exercise where you pull cables on weights inward

“I like to go to the gym and do cable boobies.”

Eating celery and peanut butter snacks

“You know what else is good on top of this? A cheeseburger.”

Watching Mad Men

“They need the Internet back then.”

Some actress on the TV

“Is her name Fat Eye? Friends with Left Eye?”