Monthly Archives: December 2012

Venture capital

“Leroy should see if be can get a loan…get some VC. For his purr factory.”

Watching Judas Priest and roughly trying to quote Beavis and Butthead

“Look! They’re kicking and screaming, just as we were taught!”

Besties

“I don’t even know Bill Murray but he’s one of my best friends.”

Passing über-religious billboards on the highway

“I just want to get a billboard that says: LIKE PIZZA? It’s part of the ‘like pizza’ campaign.”

Calling me names

“…you bunghole. Yessss!! That’s the first time I’ve said bunghole in like 10 years.”

Running late because

“Sometimes pisses turn into dumps, babe!”

His name for Instagram

“Instagriziz”