Monthly Archives: July 2012

Doing VoiceOver for a Gymnastics coach

“You did much better than my haircut. My hair is big and like bowl.”


Got the saying wrong

“Soil our oats.”

And when I pointed it out he said “Gotta get them oats soiled, son!”

Making fun of how some guy was drinking from a straw

“He’s like this, playing that one note meat whistle.”

Watching the vault in Olympic gymnastics

“Whoa, I don’t think I can do that.”

Grocery shopping

“Look! That’s like a forearm of meat!”

I didn’t want to play guitar with him

“Girls can jam, just ask Lita Ford.”

Singing to the tune of “All Night Long”

” ‘On my farm!’ That’s how you sing it when you’re from Nigeria. That’s how you sing it when you’re from the country.”