Monthly Archives: March 2012

What?!

“Am I going to play a Zumba video game with you?? The answer is no.”

Couldn’t remember Spongebob Squarepants’ name

“from that cartoon… Spongeball… What’s his name? Bob Spongeball?”

“in 7th grade I wrote a paper about tattoos…”

“…and in it I said ‘Vince Neil doesn’t have many tattoos but he is a wussy.’ “

Learn your farm animals

” ‘Any cock’ll doooooo!’ That’s what girl roosters say. Wait, they don’t make girl roosters anymore. Jesus stopped that.”