Monthly Archives: October 2011

While we’re on morning breath, the topic of B.O.

“I never smell bad, I get even.”

On morning breath

“My breath smells like cinnamon buns… with an emphasis on the buns…”

An exclamation after sneezing

“uuugh fucky suckies!”

A common rambling, in a weird voice

“If your ass is a Chinese dinner, I’ll have the pu pu platter.”

Shakin it.

“I have very powerful butt cheeks.”