Monthly Archives: June 2011

Talking in the car

Jason: “Ready to check out some…Uh…”
Me: “what?”
Jason: “I just got tired. I didn’t want to talk anymore.”


He meant once in a blue moon

“yeah every once in a blue cheese moment.”

Singing while cooking dinner

“And if I, wanna take a guy, out on a date, it’s none if your beezneez”

Walking past a litter box

“It smells like honest to god poop.”

Driving through Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

“This is a big fucking stretch of garbage.”

When I played him a really great song that happens to be by Coldplay

“I fucking hate music.” [Jason fucking loves music.]

When his cat bit me too hard

“Smack that ding-a-ling down!”