“Shorts are for swimming and bed time”


Watching Moana

“She be checkin’ Pacific Islander slash Other.”

A true fact about our indoor cat

“You know, we are holding him against his will.”

Anatomy lesson

“Arms are just little kid legs, really.”

Sad about turning 40

“Now I’m old and I’m just like…an old toilet.”

I asked for help with the crossword: how do you said ‘mine’ in French?

“Oh man. I know ‘with’ is ‘avec’ and ‘fromage’ is ‘cheese’. “

I asked for crossword help: it’s the ego, the id, and the what?

“The pinky.”